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May 04, 2006

michelle rodriguez update · by Rafi Kam

Wow, did you hear that three people got shot last night and there wasn’t a rapper involved?

It happened on ABC’s Lost, sorry if I spoiled it for you. The two who didn’t mean to get shot were the characters of Libby and Ana Lucia. I’m not sure if the show’s producers are punishing Cynthia Watros and Michelle Rodriguez for their DWI arrests a few months back but it does seem like a funny coincidence that they both get shot one after the other.

The makers of Lost have done everything in their power to let my crush on Warriors’ offspring Ana Lucia subside. When I called her the sexiest woman on TV back in November I assumed she would be doing a lot more ass-kicking and a lot less stumbling around in the background subplots and talking to tied-up, rat-faced guys. The irregularity of new episodes is really getting to be a drag.

Anyway, now she or Libby are gone, which is just as well as this shaggy dog of a show struggles under the weight of its own subplots. If it’s Libby they can just get around explaining that Twilight Zone twist of how she went from insane in the membrane asylum dweller to articulate, alleged shrink. If it’s Ana Lucia they can simplify that love quadrilateral into a more conventional triangle. My money’s on Ana surviving and Libby being dead. The fat guy’s going to be pissed.

Meanwhile the real Michelle Rodriguez has given me new reason to restore my crush by showing up to court in the same brown leather jacket she wears on the show and opting for 5 days of jail time instead of 240 hours of community service.

I told you this chick is gully.

Comments for "michelle rodriguez update"

  1. i’m not sure if you’ve been following the gossip but apparently she has been rubbing titties with and making out with other girls in nightclubs. i’d check every one for you if i didn’t in fact have to wake up at 6 30 in the morning…


    — kimani    May 5, 07:56 AM   

  2. why she lookin mad sinister in her mug shot…shes got a couple screws loose..but she could still get it.


    — Small Eyez    May 6, 09:32 AM   

  3. Good call Kimani.

    Here’s what a google search turned up for me….

    gay bar antics

    frolic in a pool

    you can’t tell? i bet you’re older than blu cantrell


    — rafi    May 6, 10:20 AM   

  4. wildin…..

    damn…i always knew she was a switch hitter…


    — Small Eyez    May 7, 08:45 PM   

  5. Dude Michelle Rodriguez roxs I dont know about this o shes this and that let her be dudes


    — Jordan    Jul 21, 05:43 AM   

  6. mechelle is hot and hard she rocks do she have a my space paige ?


    — K-LION    Aug 5, 03:37 PM   

  7. michelle rodiguez is so hot i love her she is the best actor eva go michelle


    — mehrzad    Aug 10, 05:23 PM   

  8. dude if i could know her personliy i would totally do her and im a chic there aint nuthin wrong with that


    — blandy    Sep 7, 05:06 PM   

  9. Amen blandy.


    — Rafi    Sep 7, 05:09 PM