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mr. dallas penn's sandwich · by Rafi Kam
I had another one of Dallas Penn’s sandwiches last night (no Mariotti).
It was around 11:30 p.m. and a more sensible lard-ass than myself would have just driven home from the supermarket. But this lard-ass decided to hit the McDonald’s drive-thru.
I’ve got to say that despite the complications involved in ordering the fabled GBM (Ghetto Big Mac / Great Bowel Movement), there was no problem getting it done through the drive-thru. 1 Double-cheeseburger? Check. Seeded bun substituion? Check. Extra big mac sauce at no charge? Check.
A drive-thru order not getting screwed up and not getting charged for an outlandish condiment request… This must be another one of those perks of living in the suburbs.
I did the sandwich up right this time by using some of my small fries to create a better-than-bread layer between the 2 patties. Ok I felt like a little bit of a fiend, while assembling the burger in my car. But that too is a small price to pay.
Then all of a sudden this crazy storm broke out. A goddamn tornado was hitting just a few towns over!
That’s how good this fucking sandwich is. It can spark a tornado in Westchester.
Anyone else tried it yet?
Comments for "mr. dallas penn's sandwich"
Raf,
I swear every time that you mention the GBM I have to go out and have one or two (nullus).
— Dallas Jul 14, 11:45 AM