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Sep 26, 2006
damn it, janet · by Rafi Kam
You thought I was a donut, you tried to glaze me.
Some people don’t get web marketing.
You can’t manufacture “word of mouth” buzz the way you can grow green fuzz on a Chia pet. You can’t gain anything for a pop whatchamacallit by posting on a niche site catering to boom-bap dinosaurs. It doesn’t make any sense.
So…
You’re wasting your money here. Go away.
Or if you really think all press is good press, try me.
By the way, here are some OhWord approved Janet Jackson links.
Jayonce still keeping up with the Joneses
Separated at birth: Poetic Justice
Comments for "damn it, janet"
Here’s a link to an article about the kind of shit you’re talking about. They could at least try harder, don’t you think?
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/issue/62/4
— Noah Sep 26, 02:00 AM
Good article Noah.
That guy at least he has the sense to be a good sneak.
By the way, I almost forgot about Janet’s Herpes!
— Rafi Sep 26, 02:52 AM
Yeah, not to belabor the point… but we all saw what happened with Snakes on A Plane…internet promotion amounts to a crumble in mouth of the promotion beast.
RD
— RD Sep 26, 02:46 PM
Janet has herpes…?
— RebeL Sep 27, 10:18 AM
Perhaps not sounding like Janet is sitting behind them with a gun to their head would help…despite the fact that I don’t think any of that works. For every person championing something on the net there are 10 13 year old white boys ready to “Pwn” them and call them “fanboys” while asking them where the proof is to back up what they’re saying.
— amadeo78 Sep 27, 12:54 PM