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Rap Bloggers: I Can Do What You Do, Easy · by R.H.S.
I like Amy Winehouse, but in the age of Filesharing and Declining CD Sales, following the Death Of Hip-Hop on the heels of the Long Awaited Ghostface Killah/MF Doom Collaboration, given Don Imus’ Racist Diatribe, are Lil’ Wayne’s Lyrics indicative of a Coke-Rap/Trap-Hop Minstrel who markets Misogyny to Hyphy Hipsters and Aspiring White Rappers and that Godawful Bitch Amy Winehouse? MIMS.
The answer is “Yes” and “No”: angelic-voiced Amy Winehouse’s album has been victimized by Filesharing and experienced a Decline in CD Sales much like the Highly Anticipated Ghostface Killah/MF Doom Collaboration but contains instances of Minstrelsy and allusions to Coke-Rap/Trap-Hop that has attracted a following among Hipster refugees from Hyphy saddened by the Death of Hip-Hop and the emergence of Earnest White Rappers who idolize Lil’ Wayne’s Brilliant Rhyme Schemes but don’t realize that Amy Winehouse Is A Contemptible Whore of a Culture Vulture And So Is Her Mother. Brother Ali.
What lies ahead, then? Soulful Brit Diva Songstress Amy Winehouse will make an appearance on the Already Classic Ghostface Killah/MF Doom Collaboration on a song titled “Hyphy Declining CD Sales” which samples Don Imus’ Racist Diatribe, and contains a subliminal send-up of Lil’ Wayne’s Entertaining Punchlines ironically couched in Coke-Rap/Trap-Hop similes; the track will be available for free download, spread through Filesharing among Ascendent White Rappers, all the while slowing the Death of Hip-Hop which isn’t nearly as loathsome as that Cantankerous Child-Murdering Barren Welfare-Collecting Blackfaced Minstrel Witch Amy Motherfucking Winehouse. UGK.
Comments for "Rap Bloggers: I Can Do What You Do, Easy"
no.
— noz Apr 17, 02:57 AM
holy shit
— agent b Apr 17, 03:40 AM
eh.
— :( Apr 17, 05:28 AM
dipset
— ass hat Apr 17, 07:10 AM
superb. where real heads vent their exasperation at real hip-hop.
— aja Apr 17, 09:01 AM
You forgot to mention that Black Milk sounds like Dilla.
— Rap Jack Bauer is Zilla Rocca Apr 17, 10:48 AM
just gave me the heebee jeebies!
— bodega james Apr 17, 11:41 AM
lol..genius
— the wrist Apr 17, 11:49 AM
True, but bloggers can also do what you do:
“What noz said. This is definitely a dud.”
— Sach Apr 17, 11:54 AM
::tumbleweeds::
— R.H.S. Apr 17, 11:56 AM
lol
— David Apr 17, 11:58 AM
Ether.
— Abe Beame Apr 17, 02:21 PM
“What noz said.”
Why you gotta bring Tom Breihan into this?
— noz Apr 17, 03:36 PM
inside joke.
— Sach Apr 17, 03:42 PM
LMAO
— pat Apr 17, 03:42 PM
but is the South killing or rebirthing hip-hop??
— jason Apr 17, 04:00 PM
Oh Word – the blog by bloggers for bloggers blogging.
— Hashim Apr 17, 04:18 PM
Hashim – a hack’s hack with a wet hacking cough.
— R.H.S. Apr 17, 06:26 PM
frontin niggas give me heebie-jeebies.
— Ron Mexico Apr 17, 07:08 PM
You know what? You’re right.
— Nikhil P. Yerawadekar Apr 17, 09:51 PM
this is fucking wack
— ezra poundcake Apr 18, 12:20 AM
I blog, you blog, he/she or it blogs, they blog, we blog, I need to go to the bog
— EnglandRepresent Apr 18, 02:46 AM
If you could do it then you would be doing it, so why bother talking about how you could do it? Unless you don’t want to do it, which judging by the earnestness of this post isn’t the case here. No one forces you to hit someone’s website, if you don’t like what you read, make your own and if it’s good people will come to it, simple as that.
— rkm Apr 18, 03:38 AM
Where’s Nina Simone to defecate on this post’s figurative microphone?
— DJ Flash Apr 18, 05:25 AM
who’s hoggin’ all the minstrels then? greedy c”“ts!
— aja Apr 18, 08:52 AM
I liked this
— Useff Apr 18, 03:33 PM
For those who get it, you know this post is near-genius level satire except that they forgot to mention Lily Allen, LOL....
— ian Apr 18, 08:37 PM
uri weti ye dhongi iwe. Une nhamo.
— jojo chenjera Apr 26, 09:02 AM