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take this job and shove it right between your buttocks · by Sach O
Damn it feels good to be a gangster.
There’s no feeling in the world quite like walking up to an ugly incompetent manager after a few weeks of abuse and yelling “fuck this shit, 5000”. By the time they decipher the slang, you’re halfway out the store/office and well on your way to a well deserved beer or two. If you’re like me, you’ve already got a better job lined up and are figuring out all of the productive life-enhancing activities that’ll occupy your time until the next shift at your new and improved gig. I plan to learn Cantonese in my one week of downtime. I’ll also ride by my old job bumping this classic. Ironically, I’ll be doing it out of a busted up audi.
[Canibus]
Yo 6 o’clock every morning you waking up yawning
To the sound of your alarm clock alarming
About an hour from now
You should be at the place of employment
Which is annoying cause it’s so boring
Your co-workers are talking too loud for you to ignore them
It affects your occupational performance
You wonder why your work load is so enormous
Because your boss just laid off three quarters of the whole office
People get depressed, they get ulcers
From the stress that the corporate environment causes
Regardless of how you ultimately wanna solve this
Seems to me like you’ve got one of four choices:
You could take a new job offer for more chips
Stick it out a little longer or forfeit
But my advice to anybody that wants to quit
It’ll feel much better if you say it like this:
[Biz Markie]
Take this job and shove it
I ain’t workin here no more
Take this job and shove it
I ain’t workin here no more
Take this job and shove it
I ain’t workin here no more
Take this job, take this job, take this job and shove it
[Canibus]
Yo, if your boss is a S-O-B
Tell him to S-H-O-V-E the J-O-B
Put your middle finger up slowly
Put it close enough to his face so he can examine it closely
Say I ain’t workin here no more
Who do you think you are?
Rip your apron off, throw it on the floor
Run to the door, to the payphone
Make a toll-free call
Tell your spouse what happened and where you are
So they can come and get you in the car later on
And help you search for a new 9 to 5 job
If the unemployment line ain’t that long
You can take your time printin out W-9 forms
Eventually, you’ll get on if you try hard enough
And you’ll get money if you keep punchin your time card enough
Maybe you hate it, maybe you love it
But if you hate it all you gotta do is get mad and tell the boss to
[Biz Markie]
Take this job and shove it
I ain’t workin here no more
Take this job and shove it
I ain’t workin here no more
Take this job and shove it
I ain’t workin here no more
Take this job, take this job, take this job and shove it
[Canibus]
Yo, some occupations are like slave gigs
The boss’s favorites get placed in something spacious
While the most hated get placed in some small cubicle spaces
Or get thrown down in the basement, get your stapler confiscated
You constantly waitin for a paycheck
Twelve months passed by and you still ain’t get paid yet
Here’s a optimistic motto
If you ever late for today you could say you early for tomorrow
Most 9 to 5’s are hard
cause the description in the job ain’t no picnic in the park
People get hired
Drink coffee to stay wired
So they don’t get tired, sleep late, and get fired
[Biz Markie]
You came in late, you already ate,
nowww, you wanna take a lunch break!?
[Canibus]
Ay, yo bust it, ain’t no need to discuss it
Just take this job and shove it, right between your buttocks
[Biz Markie]
Take this job and shove it
I ain’t workin here no more
Take this job and shove it
I ain’t workin here no more
Take this job and shove it
I ain’t workin here no more
Take this job, take this job, take this job and shove it
Take this job and shove it
I ain’t workin here no more
Ah Ah ah ah ahahah ah
I ain’t workin here no more
Take this job and shove it
I ain’t workin here no more
Ay Ay Ay ayee ay
I ain’t workin here no more
Canibus and the Biz
It’s comin from Canibus and the Biz
It’s comin from Canibus and the Biz
From, from Canibus and the Biz
Comments for "take this job and shove it right between your buttocks"
love it
— edizzle Jun 3, 02:49 AM
Good times. You should really learn Mandarin instead. More Chinese people speak it, unless there is a Cantonese honey dip you’re trying to get with.
— Jay B Jun 3, 03:33 AM
i got some tunes for ya..my job has been giving me bull lately..this is what im listening to every morning on my way to work and in my cube:
Slap- Ludacriss
Spaceship- Kanye West
If i ruled the world- Nas
Ps and Qs- Kano
Fuck me, fuck you- The mitchell brothers
Routine Check- The mitche ll brothers/ Kano
and i just picked up that new Dizzee Rascal and i LOVE the song Suk my Dik.
What a job- Devin the dude
and i hate to admit it..Yah Bitch by Soulja boy..i got that from my little 14 y/o cousin lol
I work in Accounting wiht a bunch of white people ( i am not) and my boss and her boss are fuckin twats. (im a girl..i can say that)
— Ru Jun 4, 01:14 AM
Congratulations! Having previously suffered years in a prison-like job I know how you feel. Back then I used to bump Mountain Brother’s Day Jobs constantly.
Day Jobs lyrics
Fortunately right now I’m in a job I enjoy quite much.
— Perttu Jun 4, 04:30 AM
Quitting a bad job is the best feeling in the world. Have a steak along with that beer!
— DJ Flash Jun 4, 04:43 AM