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Ghostwriting Ghostface: Law & Order style · by Rafi Kam
Ripped straight from today’s headlines…
This actual news story about an Attempted Robbery Ending in a Group Hug kind of sounded like a Ghostface song already so I went with it:
We think big like jumbo shrimp, marinated steaks, remoulade on crab cakes.
We’re not gorilla pimps, Starks the god will still grill a pimp.
Gimme a half-carafe of that sangria, please don’t spill it on the fila
First course was wonderful and i think it’s time to re-up
I hear some leaves rustling, close my eyes in the breeze
Spidey sense must have malfunctioned, a hooded dude yells “freeze!”
Barrel to this girl’s nose, everyone froze, even the girl’s parents.
All you could hear was the fire, then one guest spoke with fairness.
Christina Rowan – a dime shorty we used to kick it with though she says she’s 43!
Fly bell-bottom pants on like the kind you seen in the seventies,
We call her “Cha Cha” cuz honey could dance so nice.
“We were just finishing dinner, have a glass with us? Riunite on ice?”
Intruder went in slow-mo, he took a sip of their Chateau Malescot
“Damn, that’s good wine.” The crowd laughed kinda nervous.
Little girl’s father said have the glass but please don’t murk us.
Cha Cha put her hand on his shoulder, looking at his hood.
“You can have the whole bottle,” damn girl was smelling right and…
Just then the robber took another sip. Cha Cha looked delicious,
Had curly hair everywhere. Nigga reached over for a bite of the Camembert.
He wondered if this milf could really dance, put the gun in his sweatpants and was like “I don’t want to thug it out, lets hug it out”.
This robber probably never had wine before, and if he did… that’s not how you act at all.
Comments for "Ghostwriting Ghostface: Law & Order style"
lol. ever since this yayo nonsense came out, i’ve had supreme clientele on repeat. this is great!
— khal Jul 16, 05:37 PM
o no u dint.
— arlene Jul 16, 05:38 PM
“We’re not gorilla pimps, Starks the god will still grill a pimp.”
^^^
That sounds more like Cam’ron than Ghostface.
— brownstone pat Jul 16, 06:52 PM
Holy shit, Ghost has Superb and Cam’ron writing for him?
— rafi Jul 16, 06:55 PM
Château Malescot? Camembert cheese? Wow, these guys know how to enjoy life.
— J.Y. Jul 17, 10:58 AM
Swallow liquor and spit gorgeous stanzas that keep my wallet thicker than George Costanza’s
— jt Jul 17, 05:33 PM
I think I may have come to the wrong blog.
— Jay B Jul 18, 01:45 AM
Damn good. You make me want to rock a rap about veal in peppercorn sauce with asparagus tips on the side.
— DJ Flash Jul 18, 04:18 AM