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Nov 19, 2007

Where's my Mookie? · by Lady Chavez

When its cold outside, there is nothing better than watching a hot, summer foreplay scene like ice on Rosie Perez’ tatas in a small NYC apartment in “Do the Right Thing”.

Who knew frozen rectangles would get you out of trouble with a baby mama who hasn’t seen you or your money in a week? I watch that scene and I’d forgive him too. Even though he delivers pizzas for a living and looks more than just a little Fetal Alcohol Syndromey, I would forgive him as soon as he broke out those ice trays. Sure, he really wanted a quickie but he settled because he knows his role and had some makin’ up to do. And, in a world where the size of your boom box on shoulder is directly proportional to your shaft on balls, Mookie and his little hands were just making due.

This is why I have inducted this scene into my mental rolling hall of fame of steaming hot movie moments that changed my sexual activity. I’m not going into the specifics but mama did not have to worry about me refillin’ the ice tray ever again.

Trust me…go back into the archives and watch this movie, disregarding all the racial and political filler and go straight to the bedroom shot. It will make you wanna crank up the heat to 100 degrees, make your lady start back-talking and then shut her up with something you never do…foreplay.

Afterwards, you are free to fuck up as you please.

Lady Chavez is the blogging alter ego of a used-up mother from VA who stays up drinking cheap, red, jugged wine and posing as the authority on all things, independent, urban and homo thuggish.

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Comments for "Where's my Mookie?"

  1. “Who knew frozen rectangles would get you out of trouble with a baby mama who hasn’t seen you or your money in a week?”

    HaHa.

    “Even though he delivers pizzas for a living and looks more than just a little Fetal Alcohol Syndromey”

    Spike definitely had a cartoonish look to him back in the 80s. I don’t have to go back to this movie at all, I did the homemade dub with 2 VCRs after it dropped and watched it a ridiculous amount of times. A monumental film, only Malcolm X beats that as the best of Lee’s work.


    — Jay B    Nov 19, 01:44 PM   

  2. Let’s face it, the Lady speaks the truth!

    This is a perfect example of how – DOING THAT THANG RIGHT – can keep your damp
    ding-a-ling having, big round ass chasing, rear end sniffing, puppy farm breeding, shaggy dog, needing a bath ass, out of the dog house and off that short leash your old lady got you on.

    Take care of home and home will take care of you – even if you look “more than just a little Fetal Alcohol Syndromey.”

    Be careful though, if you do it to it too good, you may end up on a short leash anyway, but hell, every dog needs a warm spot to bury his bone!


    — Mr. Mizzike    Nov 19, 04:44 PM   

  3. Aww yes, I remember the double VCR rebel recording system. That was real ballsy to have that setup in your house when the tape straight up says don’t copy or you will go to jail. we would close the shades and keep a close eye for The Man when we were recording. Regarding Mr. Mizzike, it is true that you should never be extreme one way or another with doing or not doing the right thing to your woman. It is all about being spontaneously and intermittently not-trifling. This will increase your chances of getting laid despite your many man-flaws


    — Lady Chavez and Fluffgirl    Nov 20, 08:56 AM