Cam'ron's Rhyme Book Found
posted on Apr 09, 2007
We here at Oh Word have always prided ourselves on journalistic integrity, stories of heroism, adventure, inspiration, and all that dumb shit. That’s why every year we gather our friends and families at Gray’s Papaya on 8th and 37th and attempt to steal Cam’ron’s rhyme book. His manager and rhyme book keeper is a frequent customer as well as a frequent narcoleptic, providing several momentary opportunities to complete the heist.
Why, you may ask, do we seek such a rare prize? Power. We want his power, his swagger, his secret to car surfing handed down from generations of Teen Wolfs.
This year we were finally successful. The power of Cam’ron is ours. But greedy we are not and thus we have decided to share this sacred scripture with our loyal fans. Bask in the genius and unmatched magic that is “The Official Rhyme Book of Killa Cam’ron Giles”
This has to be the greatest post ever on Oh Word.
— matthew Apr 9, 01:36 PM
For years, I had considered posting an entire album’s worth of suggested Cam’ron lyrics. Now I don’t need to. This is great. So great.
— Joey Apr 9, 01:37 PM
like shootin fish in a barrel..
— Vanderslice Apr 9, 01:43 PM
brilliant
— green eyes Apr 9, 01:50 PM
Where can I buy one of these money collecting vacuums? Oh, and vote for Dipset!!!
— Andy_J Apr 9, 01:51 PM
Computers computing
— Team 50 Apr 9, 01:58 PM
LMAO
— Belize Apr 9, 01:59 PM
Classic
— it was written Apr 9, 02:00 PM
hip hop blog post of the year
— illroots Apr 9, 02:03 PM
wiping tears of my eyes from laughter
Rafi you are on some crack. Blog of the year!!! You sick.
— Big Homie Apr 9, 02:04 PM
Seconded
— Shay Apr 9, 02:06 PM
lol’d hard
— Ty Apr 9, 02:33 PM
Classic
— Crooklyns Classics Apr 9, 03:03 PM
lmao
— Train Apr 9, 03:20 PM
lol !!! that’s jokezz
— Rekzai Apr 9, 03:27 PM
Hehe, best rhymebook ever, like my sister wrote it, great work!!!
— Jigga Apr 9, 03:31 PM
That Kobayashi line is CLASSIC! Sheeeeiiiit, this entire post is classic!
— mcarroll4716 Apr 9, 03:40 PM
hahah hilarious eric stoltz/mask reference.
— favian Apr 9, 03:45 PM
“Harlem Globbtrotters/ gold lampn/Robin Williams (?)”
Thats a line in his Purple Haze album…which makes this slightly more hilarious
— Al Farouk Hassen Apr 9, 03:52 PM
dude. this is hee-frickin-larious.
the stickers, the rhymes….the lambo.
nice work my dudes.
— VIK Apr 9, 03:54 PM
these are real rhymes u idjits
— tony Apr 9, 04:03 PM
Whoever thought up these are the pinks I like is a fucking genius.
— Abe Beame Apr 9, 04:04 PM
ha ha…wow…this is classic.
— Jaz Apr 9, 04:06 PM
This has to be the greatest post ever on Oh Word.
— sankofa Apr 9, 04:20 PM
This is the most CLASSIC post ever on Oh Word…I’m dying.
— The Kid Flames Apr 9, 04:20 PM
“yo dude, looney tune me”. hahahah.
— Washington Apr 9, 04:21 PM
lmfao..dude that was freaking awesome..fuckin A!
— west-coast-chopperowner Apr 9, 04:24 PM
I don’t know if this makes you guys funny, or just reinforces why I think Cam’ron is so entertaining.
— El Keter Apr 9, 04:35 PM
roflllllllll
— Req-mega Apr 9, 04:49 PM
we at the hot dog stand
she made my hot dog stand
LOL. classic Cam style lyrics. this is hilarious
— Ill E Apr 9, 04:52 PM
This is great..
THANK YOU!
— esbee Apr 9, 04:55 PM
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
— Rebecca Apr 9, 05:06 PM
haha excellent work
— Jay B Apr 9, 05:12 PM
CAMRON EXPOSED...THAT BULLSHIT WACKASS RApPER HAS BEEN MAKING CRAP MUSIC FOR TOOO LONG...PINK FAG STOP BUYING THAT BULL SHIT>> EXPOSE THE PINK..NO TALENT COMPUTERS PUTING...RAPPER LYING ASS NIGGA..NY “S DOWN FALL>>
— gmillion Apr 9, 05:14 PM
damn!
— mir Apr 9, 05:14 PM
Greatest. Oh Word. Post. Ever. Still wiping the tears from my eyes…
— floodwatch Apr 9, 05:15 PM
Cam is garbage. but this post is funny as hell!!
shout out to all those that know about the extra Chromosone for Downs Syndrome.
BRILLIANT
— global74 Apr 9, 05:16 PM
LOL @ “these are the pinks I like”
Comical, Killa Killa phenomenal~
— Nola Apr 9, 05:16 PM
Jay-Z needs to put that up on the Summer Jam screen, word!
— sooch Apr 9, 05:18 PM
LMFAO @ THESE ARE PINKS I HATE!
— D-MOE Apr 9, 05:27 PM
“Morning news you niggas son.Ron Burgundy.”
This mess is HILARIOUS!
— Donnie Apr 9, 05:38 PM
We Laughin© Jim Jones
real recognize real..
we need to do a Dipset Collaborative Effort.
— Small Eyez Apr 9, 05:40 PM
roakfldalkdfjalkfjahahahhaha
this is incredible
— ha Apr 9, 05:43 PM
the funny part is the realization that these are real rhymes…
— heyya Apr 9, 06:05 PM
they’re not.
— agent b Apr 9, 06:08 PM
“You Fag on Gay St. Catch me on Broadway Harlem to Norway I hit them All day” I knew he was Gay.
— trock Apr 9, 06:18 PM
This is the funniest thing I have ever read. Dipset has got some of the most retarded lines ever. You guys should check out the Dipset Movies on youtube, good stuff too. Look it up.
— Shaan Apr 9, 06:19 PM
OMG AHHHAHHAAH
this is why i love cam
— haah Apr 9, 06:21 PM
i couldn’t imagine life w/o these poems.
— it'smekid Apr 9, 06:22 PM
I think I just spit out snapple all over my computer screen
— Travis Apr 9, 06:27 PM
That Lambo rulez the fuck earth. Where can I get a custom Killa Cam?
— Swag Diesel Apr 9, 06:27 PM
stupid
— willy Apr 9, 06:33 PM
Those are not real lines dumbasses… this is just someone thats in love wit Dipset lol… haters…. your embarrassing yourselfs!!
— Dipset Apr 9, 06:37 PM
hilarious!!
— Bless 1 Apr 9, 06:39 PM
Cam just sucks
— D Best Eva Apr 9, 06:46 PM
This is funny but stupid as fuck. I really mean it.
— Max A Million Apr 9, 06:56 PM
Are all these lyrics for real? I can’t tell any more. Either way, hilarious. If so, hilarious. If not, hilarious. Any way you slice it this is one of the best hip-hop blog posts in the history of hip-hop blogs, period.
— somedope Apr 9, 07:03 PM
too hilarious.. can’t stop laughing!!! If they are fake rhymes…big ups to the person who did em’(u got dope-set down to a tee).....but the rhymes are so ridiculous i can sorta believe Cam wrote em… but someone had fun with photoshop…LOL
— dj soniq Apr 9, 07:06 PM
i spit that rootie tootie fresh and fruity cop a smoothie,
i holla at men, specially dudes with lots a bootie,
they call me gay gay, my boyfriends name is ray ray,
last week, birthday, made him dress up like shanaynay,
i rock a g-string, but no this ain’t g-unit,
if you muscular, then text me, bitty boop it,
when i pull them thangs, you hit the floor g,
i’ll call jim jones and santana — orgy
That’s off that “Dipset: New York Gay Pride Parade” double disc — usually I don’t mess with homo rapper thugs but with Weezy Flexing Baby and Turdman doin’ their thing, it seems that this is the new style on the ave.
— somedope Apr 9, 07:14 PM
Take a bow gentlemen. Take a bow.
— Jeff Apr 9, 07:16 PM
Damn good job. Cam will probably use this on his next album so copyright it.
— Rellextra Apr 9, 07:18 PM
agent b: amazing/hilarious. the Camborghini tops it off.
LOL at “recession special – save $1” in the bodega window.
LOLOL at comments.
— David Apr 9, 07:20 PM
this was off the wall funny. I make regular cam jokes to my peoples, but this takes the cake. I’m gonna be passing this link around like madness.
— hav Apr 9, 07:41 PM
i got that white girly girly
the skin like pearly pearly
i take a shit on her chest cus i’m dirty dirty
ohh weee kumbaya now she smelly smelly/
i bet she smell me smell me/
ass out the doors like i’m getting hyphy hyphy/
but i aint a cali dog/
i jet to mali dog/
my dog fur’s saggy guess i got a saggy dog//
— chrome pirellis Apr 9, 07:59 PM
This is a masterpiece.
— someone Apr 9, 08:01 PM
absolutely amazing
— Kevin Dawson Apr 9, 08:04 PM
Im a Cam fan becuz hes off the wall like dis
— cam fan Apr 9, 08:07 PM
classic post, my fav is the camborghini at the end with the vortex windshield, money collectin vacuum, and always being on fire hahahaha, i still like cam though, not as a serious rapper, just as a get high and laugh at the funny shit he says rapper, which i think is his main goal, always seems like he just gets high as fuck and writes goofy ass lines like this, same with wayne too a lot of times, just seems to be the current trend in rap and i like to jam it occassionally. sure it’s not “real hip-hop” but you gotta realize rap is changin’ – see bob dylan “the times are a’changin’”
— thatwhitedude Apr 9, 08:30 PM
Oh wow. This is too genius. It’s the graphics that really complete the cipher.
SmokingSection writer and lifelong fan
— Drew Ricketts Apr 9, 08:31 PM
“ppl who can read this…”
haha! Nice touch
— Hashim Apr 9, 08:48 PM
Congradulations on finding this officshal book at Gray’s Papaya, and props to Cam’rom he really did a good job! on composition.
— (dlib) Apr 9, 09:21 PM
classic. better than you ever been.
— khal Apr 9, 09:30 PM
...bout the funniest shit of 2007…
— fleetwood deville Apr 9, 09:49 PM
this iz gold, cam is the sec. best rapper alive the 1st iz yayo lol lmfao cam’ron iz a joke! dipz are a joke, jr writer and santana only nigga dat r okay!
— Convict The Dj Apr 9, 10:09 PM
I think I just pissed my pants
— EnglandRepresent Apr 9, 10:19 PM
the production value on this is phenomenal..musta spent alot of hrs workin on this
— wow Apr 9, 10:29 PM
These nerds is funny, crack jokes on the internet/Still makin money crack smoke, eat my dinner wet/Drowned in sizzurp, nigga Im goin beserk/Me and your bitch are friends just like, Ernie and Bizzurt/Dont wanna battle on the net your fuckin wit the best/I shit on Cuuuuurtis and your whole team, IBS/Im bout to go catch dome so fuck an Oh Word gang/CEO signin off, DIPSET BYRD GANG
— Killa Apr 9, 10:38 PM
-that was not Killa.
— KEFLON DON Apr 9, 11:07 PM
I dig the heart that dots the I in Jim Jones. awesome detail!
— angrycitizen Apr 9, 11:34 PM
cam’s a fag…jones needs a bath…
— yo mtv raps Apr 9, 11:39 PM
Im lovin the Koch Hangman lol
— Fred the MAestro Apr 9, 11:55 PM
Yo, the diary was kinda funny, but whoever made this didnt have to go that hard. Thats them white boy G-Unit fanbase for you. Dipset fans too busy gettin it in…...fuck jimmy irvine, buy black.
WHOA.
— 50FearsKid Apr 9, 11:57 PM
I’m Killa Cam,
I’m a killa man..
I will kill you man,
and not give a damn.
I spit that hot fire,
you can call me M-siah,
but I wont retire,
No. I’m not a lyah.
-KILLA
— Killa Apr 10, 12:01 AM
Any internet nerd who poses as Cam’ron by writing raps in his defense and signing off as “Killa” is a poopie-brain homothug.
— somedope Apr 10, 12:16 AM
Study this!
Go ‘head stupid niggaz go fuck wit’ them chicks
I’m the third little piggy, I’m-a fuck wit’ them bricks
Better yet the bakery I got pies and cakes
Nigga think doublin’ is turnin’ 5 to 8
I turn 8 to 20, 20 to 100, 100 to 1000
That to 100,000, in front-a housin’
Closed ‘em all down dog, no one’s allowed in
I’m coppin’ everything I’m done wit’ browsin’
It’s the top don, glock palm, dot com
Get your shit rocked ma like Haseem Rahman
And I’m extra scary
CEOs all the frontin’ ain’t necessary, I fuck wit’ secretaries
All for information…it ain’t necessary
They in love like the 14th of February
Play ‘em like April 1st right before I slide off
It could be March 2nd, sound like July 4th
Halloween or Memorial Day
At your memorial be one year from today
All y’all think it’s peace and peachy
I leave you reesy piecy, all my bitches rock…
Christian Dior, BCBG...‘round phony niggaz get the heeby jeebies
Hungry hoes say “Killa feed me feed me…”
Calm down ma, easy easy
Talk greasy, please me, get my man Weezy
Still rock Ellesses, to squeeze appease me
He ain’t no tease but measly
Not Doggy’s Angels…KILLA...please believe me…
— dare Apr 10, 12:45 AM
shit’s hilarious. Str8 Cam lyrics.
— Flako One Apr 10, 01:29 AM
yo fam this shT is hilarious. tears in my eyes, son.
— POPS Apr 10, 01:46 AM
brilliant post.
— Sven Apr 10, 03:43 AM
Classic Material… CLASSIC!
— Jah Apr 10, 03:53 AM
This is the funniest thing I’ve read in a long while! Classic!
— Perttu Apr 10, 05:05 AM
even dipset fans should be able to laugh at this shit. they callin you out cam. Can we get some heat.
— mic tyson Apr 10, 05:19 AM
LMAO this is way too funny
— Sco Apr 10, 05:26 AM
haha quality stuff, i can picture cam’ron sayin this stuff in his pink clobber the fool
— the beard Apr 10, 06:00 AM
God that is funny :D
— RJ The Colonel Apr 10, 06:00 AM
Nail in the coffin… 50 should give you a bonus.
— BEsmirched Apr 10, 06:06 AM
ha! i knew it would like
this. even in germany we
got ‘vogelbande’. real men wear pink.
get of my dip nucca n tell yo chick
to come here…
keep cluckin’
— killa karl Apr 10, 07:13 AM
Fuckin hilarious.
— B. Apr 10, 08:27 AM
wish the words would’ve been actually written instead of a font, but hey, this is fucking great regardless
— Andvil Apr 10, 08:31 AM
WE ALL KNOW THE TRUTH BUT HEY HE IS RICH AND IF THAT BULLSHIT MADE HIM RICH, GOOD! NOW WE ALL KNOW THE WORD HATE AND IT SOUNDS LIKE ALOT OF HATERS IN HERE. I DONT LIKE CAM TO TOUGH BUT GET THAT MONEY. STOP HATING PEOPLE
— SLIM_O Apr 10, 08:45 AM
This is some funny shit.
http://rapblog.wordpress.com/
— B, from the str8shots fam Apr 10, 09:19 AM
Yo, all you suckas saying these aint real verses are just dipset dick ryders. And it looks even worse when you a fan and you cant even realize these are your man’s lines. Thats whats so hilarious about this shit, its real!! Cam is fukin wack!!!!
— JAY Apr 10, 09:20 AM
absolutely hilarious!!! yo, that dude Cam does write whack nursery rhyme lyrics, lol.
— Chocolate Tai Apr 10, 09:25 AM
Man aint nobody hatn that shits funny plus its true! Everybody know that fool stole his style from Dr. Zues!!
— GRUNGY Apr 10, 09:33 AM
CAMBHORGINI, LOL. THIS IS A CLASSIC, IT NEEDS MORE PUBLICITY. LOL.
— JAY Apr 10, 09:36 AM
I damn near got fired for laughing so loud.
— Pbbunny Apr 10, 09:43 AM
my spanish chicks say “Cam, mijo”!!!! This was hilarious!
— Tiffany Apr 10, 09:44 AM
stop hatin cam stacked so he laughing “straight to the bank” funny blog thou
— slanger Apr 10, 09:45 AM
the games not ready! this is next level hip hop bloggery!
— bodega james Apr 10, 09:49 AM
Yo! Very creative and clever! Great post!
I think Cam is a dope MC. I’ve heard his growth as an MC since the Children of the Corn days. AND HE OBVIOUSLY GET A REACTION OUT OF PEOPLE, BECAUSE THEY’RE READY TO SCREAM HOW WACK HIS LYRICS ARE.
If it was so wack it would probably be totally ignored. It might be simple, pedestrian or even sound child-like but he puts together some really clever but obvious sh*t. And he’s very unique with his wordplay, which is really hard to say in hip-hop today. He’s not running with punch lines or over-the-top metaphors. And he manages to keep it really simple AND FREAKING FUNNY!!
And yes, I know he’s dropped some tired crap but he’s funny, clever and manages to keep it simple. And he got a bunch of you screaming Cam is F*ckin wack. Every artist wants some kind of reaction because it screams that you freaking notice.
— Vee Apr 10, 10:14 AM
Eric Stoltz. Fangs with blood. Classic.
— CommishCH Apr 10, 10:15 AM
im not sure which is funnier…the book or the comments.
— arlene Apr 10, 10:32 AM
YO CAM GIVE THAT SHIT UP MAN YOU ARE WACK YOUR TRYING TO DISS HOV BUT IF WASNT FOR HIM YOUR HOMO ASS WOULDNT EVEN BE A THOUGHT SO DONT BITE THE HAND THAT FED YOU IN THE PASS OK YOU PINK WEARING FAGGOT.OH YEA BY THE WAY YOU REMEMBER MAYB 5 OR 6 YEARS AGO MY MAN T-BLACK SMACKED THE SHIT OUT OF YOU AND YOU DID NOTHING. BUT EVERYONE KNOWS YOU GUYS ARE STUDIO GANGSTAS AND NOT REAL GANGSTAS WE SAW THAT IN YOUR OWN BALL PARK GETTING CHASED AROUND YOU PINK WEARING HOMOS YOU MIGHT AS WELL GO INTO R&B PEACE FAGGOT
— WILL Apr 10, 10:33 AM
Puters putin…
— Oye!!!!!!!!!! Apr 10, 10:42 AM
lol…ok,ok.. im not sure if this is actually his rhymes or not, but tha sad thing about it is I wont be suprised if it is.
— gt Apr 10, 10:55 AM
Cam got rich off shit like this- yall just haters u cant get money doin it
— Pete Apr 10, 10:57 AM
That Eric Stolz shit was funny as shit….and the olympic legs…ahahahaha….classic
— PeerPressure Apr 10, 11:00 AM
“these are the pinks that i like
these are the pinks that i hate (sorta like this one)”
That’s funny.
— Bliggs Apr 10, 11:00 AM
the funny thing is that some of you think these are real lines and no idea that it’s a parody.
funny.
— mike judge Apr 10, 11:05 AM
Classic. Plain and simple.
I agree, I dont know whats funnier, the book or the rhymes.. lol.
LMFAO @ Camborgini
“olympic runner legs”
Bahahahahaha!!!
Bravo! Bravo!!!!!!
1 hunned.
— EReal Apr 10, 11:07 AM
this is easiest the funniest shit i seen in a long time
— www/myspace.com/sintexera Apr 10, 11:08 AM
LMA0.
THAT WAS G0LDEN.
— JFK Apr 10, 11:26 AM
hats off to you guys
— DoC from crown hiddy Apr 10, 11:45 AM
he’s got nice printing.
— wes side Apr 10, 11:57 AM
This is really cute…now if someone would make a poster of the Camborghini…
— MISS PRISS Apr 10, 12:01 PM
it cracks me up how dipset fans are personally offended by this shit. but i will admit; i might have to start listening to Cam’ron’s real shit now when i need a good laugh.
— www/myspace.com/sintexera Apr 10, 12:02 PM
so authentic that it’s a lil scary…haha
— sub Apr 10, 12:10 PM
I love how idiots keep saying “Well, Cam got rich off of this, so there!”
Ummmmmmmmmmm, where is Cam’s money?
He cops whips and then has to sell them on ebay just to try to get some of his money back.
His records don’t sell.
His clothes don’t sell.
This is typical kid shit: they see someone on TV, they assume he’s rich. Ummmm, NO. Tribe Called Quest made $30,000 off their first album. Cut three ways, that means those boys were still on welfare.
Smarten up you retards. Cam is not rich, he’s probably dead broke.
And btw, it ain’t hatin if it’s true. It’s only hatin if you mouthing off about somebody thorough. Cam is the least thorough rapper in history.
— somedope Apr 10, 07:46 PM
HAHA.
this has got to be the most noteworthy blog post of the year of any genre.
— douglas martin Apr 10, 07:56 PM
I fucking died laughing. Well done, sir. Well done.
— Sister Toldja Apr 10, 08:22 PM
this is the funniest thing i’ve read or seen in a LONG time. im bout ta forward this page to everyone i know. got me cryin laughing!! what up Jay!! what up 50!!
— E.K. Apr 10, 09:12 PM
lmao CLASSIC
— MIMI Apr 10, 09:49 PM
Yo I love Cam and the Diplomats but this is foul and funny at the same time. I’m lovin’ Cam more now because of this.
— Rich Yung Apr 10, 10:24 PM
Yall niggas act like dipset aint da shit..shit is funny but DIP SET and KIllA iS da business. Fuck 50 andd G-UNOT
— BIG BLACC Apr 10, 11:12 PM
my friend and i do this all the time…..great stuff, man
— JunSri Apr 10, 11:18 PM
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FUTURE VIEW MIRROR
FUTURE VIEW MIRROR
FUTURE VIEW MIRROR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHGGGGHTGHTHTHEJKAELKTASILGJASRGLS
— ASKL;FJISGJIRSAGAEJRKG Apr 10, 11:40 PM
genius
— N. Brown Apr 11, 12:15 AM
Cam is SOOOOOO! Wack. The pussy in pink Harlem mascot does not surprise me. He’s the biggest wannabe I’ve ever seen in Hip-Hop. This nigga basically dick rhode Ghost-Face for his style an mixes it with Slick Rick, adds his bitch swagger…and there you have it….Homo-Thug! Here’s a shot that won’t miss…next time don’t duck…take it in the face like the she-man you are.
— Dipshit For-Neva Apr 11, 12:35 AM
Lmao…funniest shit ever…they need to come up with an award for best internet blog…this would take the cake…I’m puttin this shit up on myspace son!!!
— titankingz Apr 11, 12:44 AM
Brilliant.
— Kenneth Dikas Apr 11, 01:18 AM
My fanta jus came right out of my mouth onto the computer, this is the best ever I think Cam is the wackest rapper ever and you just proved my point, I will be showing all my friends that are Cam fans this link. Thanks
Oh but I did kinda like the line about the baby shower lol
— Tone Da Boss Apr 11, 01:38 AM
Cam is one of the best rappers just because of shit like this if you dont like something new jump off his dick….NO HOMO...LMAO
— College Boi Toni Apr 11, 02:10 AM
FUTURE VIEW MIRROR!
I hope the Camborghini has some kind of special “dome” light, although I’m sure it does. I just hope someone thinks to chirp Freeky Zeekey and read this aloud.
Incredible.
— the destroyer Apr 11, 02:37 AM
That was pure comedy! I can’t stop reading it….try and find more rappers’ rhyme books, please!!!
— Amber Apr 11, 02:51 AM
Man, this is really funny…stomach hurts u feel me hungry…but dont want nothin from u TRIX, im sucha silly bunny
— 415er Apr 11, 03:01 AM
More! More! More! Very, very funny! Great job.
— Karate Dog Apr 11, 03:53 AM
Big up Norway! funny sh*t!
— norway Apr 11, 04:45 AM
I’m sure this took more than 10 minutes to put together, therefore you kind of involve yourself in the wackness too. I’m not a fan of Cam’Ron, but you can’t clown somebody else after you spent a bunch of time trying to figure out HOW you’re gonna do it. Nice post still.
— 2 Sided Coin Apr 11, 07:49 AM
#50 i hope that wasnt some of cams snapple (50voice)ha ha this is some funny shit at least he got a clean handwriting when he rhymes….lol tha camborghini….lol i hope this really isnt his rhyme book plz tell me its not cuz he’s fukn trash if it is….wait hes trash if it isnt anyway
— bushwick pure Apr 11, 09:31 AM
yo whoever did this shit is fuckin hilarious and 2 make it worse they have actually tapped in 2 his simple rhyme scheme i like the dips but this shit is fuckin funny i cant wait till i see them running around columbus i gots 2 laugh in they fuckin face that car wit the legs i the back killed it. i know 50 paid for this shit
— c.o underboss Apr 11, 10:22 AM
The Robin Williams reference is to his voice being used in the Disney movie Alladin.
Funny stuff man!
— Double L Apr 11, 10:33 AM
lmao, i wanna know how i can post this on myspace!
— james lovely Apr 11, 10:58 AM
LMAO!!...whoeva created this is a genius..lol
— CJ Apr 11, 11:13 AM
somebody needs to send this to 50
— Wow Apr 11, 11:29 AM
Got the Blammy Blammy flow, eating hammy hammy yo…holla at the waiter ayyyo forgot my mayoooo!
— Dips Is Ova! Apr 11, 12:17 PM
this shit is genius. popadopalous.
— Bill Walsh Da Gangsta Apr 11, 12:23 PM
holee shit….that waffle house shit is funny….dam homie..
— me dude Apr 11, 12:34 PM
Sup, this is 40.cal from dip shit, i mean dip set bitch gang. Can cam plz have his ryme book back , he’s lost with out it..
Lol
— 40 cal Apr 11, 12:39 PM
Hating is at a all-time high
— fresh Apr 11, 12:55 PM
OhShit.com !!!!!!!
— Panamagreen Apr 11, 01:11 PM
ENCORE!! ENCORE!!
— watch yo mouth Apr 11, 01:24 PM
Genius. Sooo creative. You’ve got a new subscriber.
— Cleo Apr 11, 01:25 PM
holy shit that is fuckin jokes…
— b dizzo Apr 11, 02:48 PM
Props to Agent B on this one….by far his best work! Keep it up!
— Freshmode Apr 11, 03:00 PM
too funny
— hhh Apr 11, 03:01 PM
Yo. shit made me bust out in my english class. who did the little drawrings? shit’s hilarious
— JackIEEEE Apr 11, 03:20 PM
awesome
— jo Apr 11, 03:42 PM
THE CAMBO IS THE FUNNIEST ISH IVE SEEN IN A MINUTE!!!!!!
— Tricks Apr 11, 04:04 PM
olympic runner legs on the cambo!!!!!! too funny!
— ray Apr 11, 04:15 PM
hating is now thruogh the roof….ALL TIME HIGH . CAM YOUR DOIN IT MY DUDE
— me Apr 11, 04:56 PM
lol “we at the hotdog stand/ she made my hotdog stand” LMFAO cam is so wack now he used to be nice but he never really wanted it wid j
— Q Apr 11, 05:07 PM
LOL.... Damn … That is really sad.. Pink a— fool. lol
— rockie Apr 11, 06:11 PM
The funniest shit to me is not even the rhymes. Its the details! Fuckin stickers, juice stains, the drawings. Ppl who can red this. HILARIOUS!
— Cant Ban Da Guap Man Apr 11, 06:29 PM
i respect any man that get money but whut happened 2 da old killa cam when he came out wit mase he wuz killin lyrics,i can’t front da lyrics is gone from cam!! an whutz up wit him an jim jones claiming blood,i’m a crip from da westcoast mane an da gangs ain’t nuthin new from our coast, but we use 2 look 2 da new york niccaz 4 that new swagga an style cuz yall were different then us now an now yall wearin chuccs an sportin flags an t’s lyke us so now we all look da same an thatz why we can’t respect dipset as bloods cuz we live an have died daily over colors!! keep it dipset da harlemnites lyke juelz santana an keep it n.y don’t lose yall identity!!
— denden Apr 11, 08:58 PM
This shyt was so damn funny….omg
— JuelzBaby20 Apr 11, 09:25 PM
holy dog shit the olympic runner legs on the camborghini. that was the stupidest thing ive ever seen and im dying.
— we stone Apr 11, 09:35 PM
Quite ossibly more intelligent than any real Cam rhyme book will ever be.
— DJ Flash Apr 11, 09:41 PM
Hahahahahahahahahaha
— Silver Fox Apr 11, 09:47 PM
THE FUTURE VIEW MIRRORS!!!!!!!!! DAMN I GOTTA GET THOSE!!!!!
— bawss Apr 11, 10:02 PM
had this european chick, called her my french poodle/
she gave me her breast and thys, all mixed in one, straight chicken noodles/ chicks in the pool with hoolas/
bottles of crisp, which fill the coolers/
and im extra icy/
more than hot sauce extra spicy/
i said it nicely, ma get in the whip/
the second time wont be politely/
she said who’s your wifey?/
gave her a kiss, next chick, im a god, bruce almighty/
i said i gotta go/
mentioned what she was, not the state when she said i da hoe/
im gettin skin, and not potatoes/
but i dont fuck with periods, no red shit, killer tomatoes/
— killa Apr 11, 11:37 PM
I was dying last night when I saw this…funniest hip-hop blog ever!
But I do wanna say something to the 12-year-olds defending Cam:
Money doesn’t justify being wack. Matter of fact, money doesn’t really justify anything. Anybody saying Cam (and most—if not all—of Dipset all together) is wack is coming from the point of view of a listener of the artform of lyricism. Yeah, he can do the wordplay game all day, but you can’t compare him to cats in the game that are dope rhymers AND saying soemthing worth listening to. And there’s waaaay too many of them type of cats to mention. So…
Cam sucks.
And if some improvised-ass Photoshop flicks don’t prove it to you, then you need to wake up. 1
— him Apr 12, 01:51 AM
Fuck all you pricks. Dipset dominates.
— That Nigga, B Apr 12, 02:02 AM
How old is this nigga Cam? The lyrics, the drawings…LOL! I CAN’T TAKE IT!! LMAO!!!
— bklyn kidz Apr 12, 02:19 AM
i dont know what’s funnier, the post, or the fact that it seems like some of the folks in comment section think it’s real.
— Ninoy B. Apr 12, 02:36 AM
the best part is it took longer to make those 4 pictures then it did for dipset to make their last 4 mixtapes
— Illa Apr 12, 03:51 AM
i dont like his rimes very much, i prefer eminems, their dopa.
— Boby Dollars Apr 12, 05:39 AM
yo this is funny as hell… cam’ron has no skills at all!
— rey Apr 12, 06:43 AM
i cant beleive people have the time on their hands to do all that
— Brady Apr 12, 09:18 AM
friggin’ brilliant!
I’m gonna be Cam-Rhymin’ in my head all day now…
Man, that post crazy,
that shit there made me chuckle,
picked out some clown names,
Bozo taken,
so they made me Chuckles!
hmm… maybe they should stay in my head!
— etchr Apr 12, 10:30 AM
My goodness…
I think this is hilarious.
And I agree w/some ppl on this board RE: Dipset’s wackness. Anyone—-and I mean, ANYONE who thinks that these guys are even remotely entertaining is sorely mistaken. The only redeeming quality to any of the Dipset camp’s music is the actual music. They do, admittedly, have some of the nicest tracks in the game behind their rhymes…
But dammit if their rhymes aren’t just the simplest, dumbest, wackest lyrics ever run thru Pro Tools! Also, even though it has been said before, just because something sells, ESPECIALLY in the rap game, does not automatically make it hot! Anyone who can’t grasp this simple truth is a relative lost cause…
And no, I’m not hating. If something is wack, then it’s wack—-call it what it is. I do realize that taste is a matter of opinion, and by default subject to personal preference, but I mean, COME ON! The fake lyrics in the “Rhyme Book” are pretty much spot on Cam/Dipset—type stuff! Why do you think so many people think it’s real?
Bottom line: This parody is hilariously funny (CAM—borghihi? Frikkin’ genius!), and Dipset (more specifically Cam’ron) has much better production value than rhymes.
— Sundance Apr 12, 11:01 AM
I am not a fan of EVERY member of Dipset, but I do know that JR Writer kills it!
— etchr Apr 12, 11:49 AM
JR Writer writes some of those wack Cam lyrics that you see above. If Cam is wack, then JR must be a doo-doo pile.
— Chi-City Apr 12, 12:12 PM
absolutely perfect. im still laughing at it three days later. damn. damn. damn!
— sarah Apr 12, 12:16 PM
can we get more pages?
this is pure gold
— mo Apr 12, 12:22 PM
ROTFLMAO...WORD THEY USING SOME HIS ACTUAL LINES...ROTFLMAO
— HARLEM HUSTLA Apr 12, 12:29 PM
The nerdy white kid who posts under the name “killa” is a tortured soul.
You need detox, buddy.
— somedope Apr 12, 03:01 PM
I ring doorbells, ding dong,
Kidnap girls like king kong,
Serenade them with a song then fuck ‘em like Annabel Chong,
You yellow, custard-boy, with jello,
Phony bitch come to me say ‘hello’,
I make their chest Wet Wet Wet like Marti Pellow.
Adam. (ChipsGet ColdMan)
— Adam Apr 12, 03:08 PM
bunch of haters
— Aram Apr 12, 03:44 PM
and then some
— tom Apr 12, 04:54 PM
The Pinks Part is The Best
— EL Apr 12, 05:01 PM
OMG this is the funniest s#!t I’ve read on the Internet ever! Hands down!
We got the burners, b
We turn u burgundy
Morning news u niggas, son
Ron Burgundy
LMFAO my stomach hurts from this comedy. Classic
— mazemayhim Apr 12, 06:16 PM
MUTHAFUCKIN CLASSIC!
LMMFAO X 10000
— Napoleon Propane Apr 12, 07:38 PM
This made my day, month and year.
— Overloc Apr 12, 09:39 PM
I think there was one song that was missing… “A is for apple, B is for ball, C is for Killa Cam, D explains it all, E is for extasy, F is for fooley magooley”
— Vic Apr 12, 09:40 PM
she likes hot dogs, man
lmao. oh word! y’all are dope!
— anupa Apr 12, 09:41 PM
Had to copp two shirts with my late pass.
Greatest. Internets. Drop. EVAR!
Oh Nerd Rules!
— Dallas Apr 12, 10:19 PM
you haters need to get a sense of humor. dipset all day.
call me the muffin man/ cause i eat up those muffin’s man/ asses roll like caseroles/ fuck it, i just stuff it man
— royalty Apr 13, 12:31 AM
only a G-unit groupie can come up with this type of bullshit…
— YOU A 50 CENT GROUPIE Apr 13, 04:41 AM
best ever
— ray Apr 13, 08:31 AM
“WE AT THE HOT DOG STAND, SHE MADE MY HOT DOG STAND”
priceless
— the average man Apr 13, 11:03 AM
YO double L : the robin williams/gold lampin line is a reference to Alladin.
— Curtis Jackson's dog walker Apr 13, 11:21 AM
damn…lol
getcho ass on www.anotha.com
— peters-stahl4ya Apr 13, 11:26 AM
Damn this shit is funny! and for you dee-dee-dee’s NO the book is not real, but YES the lyrics ARE!!!!!
If you can’t tell that these ‘lyrics(?)’ are spot picked from real CAm record’s then your an idiot and shouldn’t even try and defend him because you obviously have no idea what he says.
— Lion XL Apr 13, 11:45 AM
funniest shit EVAR!
i fuck with dipset cause they keep me amused. they are comedy personafied. and this post is brilliant.
pls note i did pee a little. hilarious!.
— sasha Apr 13, 12:10 PM
WOW your fucking brilliant
— Muse-it Apr 13, 12:37 PM
Brilliant.
I love that this is bringing a ton of traffic to the site, but some of these commenters seem to have extra chromosomes.
— eauhellzgnaw Apr 13, 01:30 PM
Yo my favorite Cam’ron line of all time is
“Hey yo lock my garage, rock my massage
Fuck it, bucket by Osh Kosh Bgosh” – {Diplomatic Immunity/ I really mean it}
Never knew what the hell he was talking about
— Rodney Apr 13, 01:36 PM
this is the best lyrics evr.. i wanna see jay-z and jadakiss top dat.. i’m jus so glad i end up whitnessing such magic written down.. wow!! .. i’m realy amazed!!..
— krazyee Apr 13, 01:49 PM
This shit is hilarious…always a crack up when you see stuff like this…if you haven’t seen this yet you should check it out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROncKQVtBxg
— Da Duke Apr 13, 02:23 PM
Superlatives all around… great stuff.
— LM Apr 13, 02:48 PM
“we did the wa wa tussi”
This is a post that needs to be read 5 or 6 times for the sheer brilliance of it to come through.
— somedope Apr 13, 04:09 PM
Ayo, that shit was hot B. But if you niggas think my rhymes is so simple, why don’t you get monnnnnnnnney like me? Camborghini is a hot idea…what can you plug your name into? Kia? Rafia? That shit is doo doo my dude. Dipset all day. Get money my nigga, make my salary doing this blog shit
— Killa Cam Apr 13, 04:28 PM
I RATHER WATCH THE INDIAN SON TICK TICK TICK
— Cliff Apr 13, 07:35 PM
YO PEOPLE THESE ARE REAL LYRICS...
I SWEAR.— LIBERTAD Apr 13, 09:58 PM
This shit was hilarious!!! WE IN HOLLAND READ THIS TOO, CAM!
Fiddy maybe a wanksta big time, atleast the Bigtooth ‘Homie’ can rhyme a bit. You stink..
Ahhhhell.. You both suck.
— Myron Apr 14, 09:09 PM
This shit was the best thing since sliced bread….
No homo.
— Snapple Apr 15, 05:51 AM
dat shyt is fukkkin funny
— m terra Apr 15, 03:20 PM
I’m from Lithuania ( u probably dunno where it is… ) and my man give me this link… U know CAM u crazy… u writing like in 3 grade and ur rhyme book looks like a girl in 6 class which is in love with Bradd Pitt… jesus this is sooo poofy… and one question for u! ARE U GAY? cuz shit like this looks like bitch… and how niggas like u can say their gangstas… I just dont have words for this… ( sorry everybody for my english… )
— shadow Apr 16, 03:12 PM
http://www.bravesoulcollective.org/perspectives/topic-of-the-month/maskulinity/deconstructing-banjee-realness/
— dominic Apr 16, 10:13 PM
AMAZING.
— giovanni marks Apr 17, 01:09 PM
This is ill shit!! Best post
— Nick Reiter Apr 17, 06:24 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
— Ev Apr 17, 08:08 PM
Favorites:
-“Your girl busted, dog. Wear a mask. Eric Stoltz”
-All of the stickers
-“Extra chromosomes, wyle out, retarded kids”
-Every single bit of the custom Camborghini
This entire post is classic.
— IkeTurnerEatsStars Apr 18, 08:15 AM
HAHAHAHA FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
— LUGER Apr 19, 12:21 AM
whether he really wrote this or not its straight up bullshit my point is if you can’t rhyme on your own don’t rhyme at all!
— nene757 Apr 19, 08:01 AM
This is very well done. I’m not sure if people realized the writer meant that he got head from a retarded girl. Also, the Kobayashi reference was actually super hard…as was the Ron Burgundy reference too. I respect the creator for hating on Cam so accurately. Perhaps he should talk to Jim Jones about ghostwriting for DipSet. Question: was dude serious that the gold lampin robin williams reference was about Aladdin?
— real-respekt-real Apr 19, 10:39 AM
this IS supposed to be a joke right? Because I swear I could hear the Heatmakers in the background.
— thesaint Apr 20, 03:58 PM
236 responses ain’t enough; I’m going to have to blow this one up further. Time for me to be the meta-blogger for a change!
— DJ Flash Apr 20, 04:59 PM
All the morons that have no recognition of punctuation nor the ridiculousness of an ALL-CAPS post make me wish the Internet was still an elitist research tool.
— Uh Apr 20, 06:08 PM
Fucking Hilarious
— laylow Apr 21, 02:27 AM
fantastic shit
— nass64 Apr 21, 02:46 AM
I love how the lithuanian cat from comment #227 thinks this is really Cam’s rhymebook, LOL. Dude, this ain’t real, it’s a parody! Haha some things get lost in translation…
— computerscomputin Apr 21, 04:21 PM
cam’ron probably cant even read these comments about him.
— JerseySkate07 Apr 22, 12:37 AM
this is real ya retard
— ktooms Apr 22, 01:21 AM
LMFAO OMFG I just noticed the “I voted… for Dipset” sticker on that shit. Hell nah. I thought it was wild funny, but that Cambourgini took the fuckin’ cake and threw it in my face. This is beyond classic.
— PF Apr 22, 12:04 PM
let me get ur number so we can talk about my cd with u so i can make this money i can spit real good hit page
— Quiteraus A.K.A Q DOG Apr 22, 10:12 PM
HIT ME AT 910-205-0163 OR 910-582-0903
— Quiteraus A.K.A Q DOG Apr 23, 10:04 PM
It’s dipset all fuckin day…. but this shit is funny as hell, he really raps like this
— brando Apr 23, 11:31 PM
ALL DAT STUFF AROUND IT IS KINDA FUNNY, BUT DEM RAPS IS HOT. IT SOUND LIKE REAL CAM STUFF. WHO WROTE DAT CUZ IT WAS HOT.
— KEEM Apr 24, 06:43 PM
cam’ron is the wackest rapper alive, fucken gay ass nigga, fuck dipshits they are all weak….tru-life babyyyyyyyy
— RICHARD Apr 25, 06:07 PM
DIPSET BYRD GANG IS THE GAYEST RAPGROUP EVER, THEY NEED TO FALL DOWN SOME STAIRS OR GO JUMP OFF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING WITH NO PARACHUTE AND A 45LB WEIGHT TIED TO THEIR HEADS
— E. SMITTY Apr 26, 09:39 AM
^ Is that you Jadakiss?
— Rafi Apr 26, 02:26 PM
LOL @ post 236
— VA Apr 26, 09:24 PM
truly hilarious.
— ya' know Apr 27, 03:16 PM
Its pretty SAD that we can’t even tell if those are his lyrics or not…because he really is THAT bad.
I’d rather hear Vanilla Ice or Mc Hammer, than his gay ass nursery rhymes.
— truth Apr 27, 03:31 PM
YOU CAN SAY WHAT YA WANNA ABOUT THE NIGGA CAM’RON BUT ITS OBVIOUS THAT HE’S GETTIN MONEY.
AND IF YOU’VE FOLLOWED CAM THROUGHOUT HIS CAREER, YOU WILL KNOW THAT IF THE MAN WANTS TO REALLY SPIT HE CAN GOOOOOOO!....DIPSET, CASH MONEY, YOUNG MONEY....GET MONEY
— SLuGGa Apr 27, 04:12 PM
Fucking hilarious. Love it.
— blackmistressdiva Apr 27, 04:37 PM
Coño man, this is the best post I’ve ever seen on any message board. Whoever did this is a comic genius FOR REAL. I swear Cam’ron would really spit ish like this. I listen to his real songs and laugh just like this rhyme book. Heads need to check out Dip Set The Movie on YouTube too. They’re cartoons that are just as funny as this is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlSPp67YGxg
— Boricua787 Apr 27, 07:49 PM
this is sum of the funniest shit I read cuz I used 2 fuk with cam lol
— Anyalis Apr 29, 12:56 AM
He had to be like what,bout two when this sh*t was written.
— AtlBeauty Apr 29, 04:33 AM
This nigga is waCk.
— MsBritt Apr 29, 05:25 PM
I only sort of kinda wish you all had better things to do w/your time; I did, however, get my laugh on…
— Radiogirl Apr 29, 09:11 PM
Cam should try comedy cuz nigga iz mad funny…
— DX Apr 30, 01:58 AM
#227 right, you fags.
— grut Apr 30, 05:00 AM
Killa cam is ruthless
— skib Apr 30, 08:29 PM
http://www.myspace.com/horrorshop419
— Thugged OUT May 1, 04:27 PM
my nigga killa cam damn i feel da man sound reel familiar man and peciliar and we will pill da man left rite still a man then pill n da van
— b jones May 2, 12:15 PM
yall some fuckin’ haters. get off my man Cam’s dick. it’s Dipset everyday all day, fuckin’ queers. but 4 real that shit was hilarious. i need one of those money suckin’ vacuums. seriously
— karien May 2, 01:22 PM
WHEN I SAY FUNNY!!! i mean it!! The best part was the cartoon drawings!! lmao@best friends forever!!
— SlimCutta May 3, 12:04 PM
lmao, damn….that was just TOO easy. lol
— Storme May 3, 12:44 PM
too much! i have to agree with someone that posted below, the “these are the pinks i like” is where i really totally lost it.
— redefine May 6, 07:06 PM
Oh my… classic. Just classic.
— thebigfunk May 6, 11:56 PM
yo this is mad funny but cant be the official shit. u niggaz r wylin. this is funny tho
— cocaine kingpin May 7, 12:16 AM
Aye waz ti rong wif chu ppls? my rapes is gud yo.
ps. dunt be sniches or u is bitches
— Cam'ron May 11, 10:01 PM
hilawious
— Peanut Master May 16, 12:58 AM
we need updated dosages of this. please. please.
— pookie May 22, 03:16 AM
63
623
— 63 May 22, 10:33 AM
I love Cam’ron. He’s my big daddy. Ya dig?
— Nick Coutinho May 22, 10:34 AM
“i told my baby – powder”. i laughed so hard a little pee came out.
— nike1972 May 22, 04:46 PM
Hahaha. Cam’ron is a funny ass nigga.
— kishin7 May 24, 04:17 PM
lol. I remember the old Kam but I hooked on his nursery rhymes. compelling
— obifromsouthlondon May 31, 10:04 AM
This shits mad Funny
— Rob Dinero May 31, 11:13 PM
WHO EVA MADE THIS IS MAD WACK GET A FUCKING LIFE GET OFF CAM AND DIPSETS DICK GOD DAMN
— MATT FROM BROOKLYN Jun 1, 02:47 PM
Killa!
— Kobayashi Jun 1, 09:25 PM
I saw a runnin man..
He was runnin man..
I said do a dance..
He did the runnin man..
“CURTISSSSSSSSSSSSS”
— BrazyEA515 Jun 2, 09:05 AM
I brought a quarter water..
It was the coolest water..
It only cost a quater..
“KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLA”
— BrazyEA515 Jun 2, 09:07 AM
Ron Burgundy…hahahahahahaha
— Ty Jun 2, 01:07 PM
Damn man, that’s hilarious material. i cried laughing.
— AkForty Jun 4, 11:56 AM
i looked down at my feet
while looking down at my feet
while i was looking down at my feet
my feet was looking back at me
yo jimmy stop the jeep
“FALLLLLIIINNNGGGG”
— Revenge of the Revengers Jun 4, 05:40 PM
hhahahahahahaha
— mindshyne Jun 5, 12:30 AM
this the original
— rob mack Jun 10, 11:24 PM
this was funny. yall gott throw us a few more pages of this. monthly or weekly. i laughed til i cried. i woke up my baby and erthang but it was worth it.
— zeezy Jun 11, 04:44 PM
yall wack asses dipset bitch!!!Dont disrespect KILLA...eastside!!!
— ITsMEeBiTcHeS!! Jun 12, 08:18 PM
Almost died from laughter when i saw the olympic runner legs on the cambo
— Gentle-J Jun 17, 05:32 PM
this shit is ridiculous hahaha
— G Money Jun 23, 02:00 PM
this aint real…..is it?.....i hope not,i like cam….no homo!
stop hattin,damn “d i p s e t” fo life,landsharx!
— sharxdale crayonz Jun 24, 04:20 PM
if this is for real,u got to give cam his props,the lit is from his heart,stop hattin on him,dont see u guys tryin to write some sh**,how do u justify hattin?if u cant say(write)nothin possitive,why do it,goodness!
LANDSHARX!MOFO,DIPSET 4LIFE…NANANA MEAN
— uzi baitman Jun 24, 04:40 PM
Yo I hope HipHopDx paid u for this cuz I first saw this on their page.
— BLieve Jun 26, 12:35 AM
ive already read this in april, but its STILL funny as hell. my sides hurt haha
— onder Jun 29, 02:18 PM
I swear, this looks like something Cam would actually write. I kinda feel like I should check if he already spit those lines on a track somewhere.
— Incilin Jul 9, 11:54 AM
Very intelligent. Funniest stuff i heard this year LMFAO
— putincomputer Jul 13, 05:24 AM
lol! im fuckin rolling!!!
— m3th Jul 19, 09:02 AM
hiya lol*i am gdgd
— paige Jul 21, 02:46 PM
Cam Lost
— Nas Won Jul 30, 02:24 AM
tell me anyone would have gone to that much effort if they werent a big fan…whoever did this was a fan, and therefore not really bagging cam… cam is a genius, his wordplay is so complex that most haters dont even understand what hes saying, and this frustrates them into hating on him..
— a dipset fan Aug 10, 09:14 AM
LMAO at 304
please gimme an example of this ‘complex’ wordplay. plus this post dont make no one a fan, its just tryin to make people laugh wit the funniest shit ever. XD i love this post!! i just died.
— nyz_clarity Aug 11, 10:02 PM
This is funny no matter how many times I read it.
— Statik Aug 14, 06:44 PM
wow 304
haha geah i feel this one hard, soo funny
Cam could use these lyrics
— KillaABeats Aug 22, 11:08 AM
THIS is PRICELESS. ive ranted and raved for years about how much cam blows and how retarded his rhymes are… thank god im not the only one
— nick Sep 12, 05:56 PM
I need a copy of this book!!! Fuckin funny… real rap… no homo…
— James B. Sep 27, 04:23 PM
HOLY CRAP. I think I died laughing. XD
— Red Sep 28, 09:33 AM
hilarious now can someone explain all the jokes to me? who da fck is ron burgundy
— juba Oct 3, 10:31 AM
ron burgundy is who will ferrell played in anchorman
— Carolina Boy Oct 16, 02:12 PM
I like DipSet, but I do not like Cam! Hate me if you want Im just tellin the truth!!
— DP Oct 23, 09:24 PM
“got white that keeps me fresh like baby powder. wash my girl’s face and chest, give her a baby shower.” HAHAHAHAHHA
“these are the pinks i like” “these are the pinks i don’t like” (sorta like this one)
tooooooooo good. this made my day.
— Brittani Nov 7, 09:12 PM
LMFAOOOOOO
— Nigerous Nov 11, 09:01 PM
lmfaooooo!!!! i almost got fired laughing so hard to this
— DaRell Thomas Nov 13, 08:05 AM
this is crazy lol i dont know if those are actual cam lyrics, but if they arent, whoever did this got it on point!
— Salemcia Nov 14, 06:29 PM
We got dem burners dat have u burgundy, morning news nigga Ron Burgundy….
we like muppet muppets, datz dem puppet puppets, we blast dem hornz at u, trumpet trumpet lmao
— ManiaK Nov 17, 09:58 PM
We drink purple slurpies
It make us burpie burpie
Went raw on a chick and she gave me purple herpies
Killah!
— Jin Nov 22, 04:18 AM
this shit is madd corny Cam the man he got loser taking time to do this wow
— PRINCERUDYNASIM Nov 28, 10:40 AM
that shit was maaaad funny yo.
you made up for even considering icp as best album of the year material (kind of…almost there.)
— juanvsshark Dec 7, 05:29 PM
uh juggaknots is not icp juan….
get familiar with breezly brewin and juggaknots. nyc underground.
— rafi Dec 7, 05:32 PM
I eat that laffy taffy
my mama named me Laff E.
my homie Taffy slapped me
who them dudes?
Laff. He Taffy.
— scrillgates Dec 8, 07:18 AM
damn for real?
MY BAD.
i wish i lived in new york. :[
— juanvsshark Dec 10, 08:30 PM
8 months later, still funny.
adjectives agitate.
— Dem aka Get Out My Way, Pimping Dec 30, 05:53 PM
the shits soo funny cos you know its true shoe…i always knew, now ima tell my crew, sew like brew, drinking now im stinkin, harlem harlem, purple haze, got my daisy.. she so lazy,fuked her up and dropped a stacy, she like lets go macy bought a cookie, went for a dookie..jimmy sed ballin, so i be fallin, drawllin i be crawlin. doodle poodle, got me some noodle..fuk it ill leave dat shit to Cam
— moh.p Jan 2, 07:05 PM
Damn someone should do this on youtube. Shit is hilarious.
— MsJrabbit Jan 9, 04:22 AM
This is HILARIOUS.
— Pleats 'n Cleats Feb 22, 11:31 AM
Alcohol I’m swallowin’, I did some harlot hollerin’, I hit her raw in Harlem, and now my ball is throbbin’...that blog post had me ROTFLMFAO!!!
— nate.james Mar 26, 08:50 AM
this is very funny, guy
— sister john Apr 1, 09:52 AM
Killa is the Tracy Morgan of rap. One love.
— Pete May 11, 02:20 AM
Also:
When it comes to the game I’m Mussolini
I anal log chicks like Steve Albini
Weenie, Oscar Mayer, Cammy Cam spit fire
Dipset, H.B.O, more piff than The Wire
Deep knowledge y’all acknowledge
King bitches Whitaker Forest abolish the Scottish
Magnum shotty fluid, smoke like a Hobbit
Vanquished, flip flops, O.A.R at college
Ill street blues? Money shot skeet leave a bruise
I attack you dudes, just tap the Uz
My U’s are more like W’s, Chuck Taylor shoes
Your lyrics is Sisyphus, mines is Zeus
Hark to Harold, the angel I sling
Glory to the whole Byrdgang
Weed on earth and Merlot mild
Cam and Santana is reconciled
Y’all date chicks like Alanis Morissette
The whore is wet when I blast off like engine jets
Plus I multitask, scientist with the flask
Perform a mammogram while I sell ya man a gram
— Pete May 11, 02:28 AM
i love how the tic-tac-toe is a cats game, kinda like his rhymes
— Roam May 29, 09:58 AM
lol i will go out of my way to make sure this post gets read by many thx for the laugh . Get mor pls
— MikeDipsetGuy Jun 27, 02:56 PM
To get the best out of this post ya really gotta read it in your head with Cam’s voice.
LOL it’s still funny, a year later!
— sam Jul 7, 01:12 AM
“tell me anyone would have gone to that much effort if they werent a big fan…whoever did this was a fan, and therefore not really bagging cam… cam is a genius, his wordplay is so complex that most haters dont even understand what hes saying, and this frustrates them into hating on him..”
First off, I have gone way farther to insult somebody.
Second, Cam and all of Dipset is garbage. Complex? He is about an complex as a second greater reading a phonix book.
Please, do us all a favor and PLEASE translate some of lyrics into mondern day English.
— marc Aug 10, 09:32 PM
1 year l8tr. This is heeelaareeeus.
— olinz Aug 25, 02:12 PM
still hilarious
— global74 Aug 29, 05:37 PM
Cam’s Rhyme Book > Cam’s career
— DP Aug 31, 04:20 AM
This post is G.O.A.T.
CAMBORGHINI!
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Latest caper? Propellers on top of the drop
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lol i love the authenticity of the cambroghini
— gohardorgohome Mar 29, 11:31 PM
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— Lexus Apr 13, 07:14 PM
Funny as hell. I like Cam’s music though. People hate on him because his lyrics seem simple, but that’s because most of his rhymes are metaphors and street code/slang. He has a simplistic easy flowing but at the same time clever wordplay. Cam’s been around for awhile, he was put on by Biggie along with Mase and Big L
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In the word’s of my man Killa- I aint mad at you Cookies & some Apple Juice a.k.a. Big Bubble Butts & Pussy Juice. Cam most defitnetly was doing it big in Miami. Jump off Fuck Boyz.
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— Alex May 17, 10:19 AM
Camron has rhymes that make you think. He has his own flow. He doesnt steal from no one. Thats what makes him different, there would never be another camron. Listen to his song — Cookin Up. That shit is sick. dat nigga nice
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— ;] Aug 28, 07:30 PM
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— kyle Sep 24, 08:37 AM
FOOLS NEVER GET THE CLUE
CAM IS KING
NUFF SAID
WITH LOVE FROM GERMANY
FUCK YA HATERS
DIPSET FOREVER
— calepto Oct 23, 05:12 AM
Kobayashi’d the whole team.Cam got some very weird references though.He’s just weird fella…
— Young Zilla Oct 26, 02:25 PM
“cam how u stay so fresh?”
“i told her, baby-powder”
i’m not even kidding…this could really be actual cam lyrics…i bet he prolly took notes from this post
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— shhuber228 May 26, 06:31 AM
Man some of you guys are simplistic in the mind I’ll try and break down some of those rhymes. The baby shower lines is talking about skeeting on a chick’s chest and face (baby shower) and then the last line baby – powder is referring to cocaine. Eric Stolz in the movie Mask, Kobayashi; competitive hotdog eater and when he says catch me on the Broad way broad=women. Anyway on that note don’t really fuck with Diplomats music anymore but gotta give credit where credit is due.
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